Total Medals Earned: 147 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,625 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (350/350 points)
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (35/45 points)
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
ew..
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 3/17 (15/385 points)
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Reach Floor 10
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 3/5 (115/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 13/20 (105/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!