Total Medals Earned: 272 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,595 Points
Medals Earned: 8/13 (40/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
play computer with the woman
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/170 points)
Сars should not be in the main menu
Let's start from the beginning!
Сollect all the goals
Complete all the levels
Complete all the levels the first time
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/240 points)
fire your gun
thats scary
Kill Peter the Ant.
accidentally kill 25 civilians in one sitting
Soprano
Medals Earned: 8/24 (65/400 points)
Start playing.
Die.
Survive 0:30.
Survive 1:00.
Survive 1:00 without standing or jumping.
Die on the first hit...
Jump off the table after hearing The Lick.
Roll the gacha!
Survive 1:30.
Survive 2:00.
Touch both sides of the screen in a single jump!
Amass 1000Rt all at once!
Yes The New Original Ant Player 'Petet' So Fun
Play on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Play as Plufmot on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Roll the gacha 10 times!!
Roll the gacha 20 times!!!
Roll the gacha 30 times!!!!!
Complete the gacha collection!!!!!!!!!!!
Roll the sink gacha...
Roll 25 sinks...
Roll 50 sinks......
Roll 75 sinks.........
Roll 100 sinks............
Medals Earned: 5/24 (25/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Collect 50 apples.
Collect 500 apples.
Collect 5000 apples.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
You've upgraded!
You are now earning passive points!
Wow, you have 100 points!
Wow
now that's just excessive
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.